January 2010
22 posts
float on by modest mouse is just so good.
“GIRLS NEED ACTION TOO!”
– me at dinner yesterday.
i love my dad.
dad: good morning rebecca.
me: hi dad.
dad: i didn't expect to see you awake for another couple of hours.
me: i have lots to do today. and i'm beginning with making you a carrot cake.
dad: you're a wonderful daughter.
me: i know.
dad: was that spencer i heard leaving last night at 3 a.m?
me: no dad, that was amy. spencer's still downstairs sleeping. it was a long night.
dad: ......
i don't love you, and i'm not cool with being your...
but i’ll go along with it until you send me those dave matthews band cds you’re burning for me. and then i’ll go back to pretending things aren’t fucked up… so HA!
i can’t think of anything that more...
anyone want to go with me? →
the five second rule.
in my next life; when i’m a rock star my band is going to be called the five second rule! props to my sister for an excellent idea.
new boyfriend.
amy: we did it!
me: well it’s about time! how was it?
amy: great! i don’t know how he fits it in those skinny jeans of his.
me: that my girl, you know how to pick ‘em.
sometimes i wonder if corgi and john belushi talk as extensively about us as we talk about them.... i kind of doubt it.
i told my parents that i wanted to be a bartender...
they didn’t take it very well.
people watching could entertain me for hours.
thank goodness for that cause there’s nothing better to do in this town.
pretending we aren't white.
Sister: Where’s you flashdrive bitch.
Me: The dirty burg, homie.
Sister: then imma borrow yo pretty blue sweatshirt.
Me: whaa pretty blue sweatshirt yo talking bout gurl?
Sister: It got dis peace sign on it. From American Eagle in da hood. Ya dig?
Me: yo, sista imma letyou finish but I gotta tell you dat sweatshirt is the finest damn sweatshirt dis year.
Sister: you make me LOL
Me: Iiiiiight. It’s cool.
Sister: Ight G imma catch some Zs got some crazy ass partying tomorrow morning. You know how I be. Have a damn good time wit yo boy. I be seein you around.
Me: yo me an this fuggin hipster be getting crunk as shit right now. Don’t you be waitin up homegirl.
fuck winter!
Amy: Fuck winter.
Me: Fuck it hard.
Amy: Fuck it in the ass.
Me: Fuck it so bad it hurts the next day.
Amy: ….
Me: Too much?
i finally made some new years resolutions.
1. Read more books. It makes you look intelligent and gives you something productive to do.
2. Be outside more often. You know you like it.
3. Listen to more Motion City Soundtrack, Dave Matthews Band, State Radio, Death Cab, MGMT etc.
4. Do not become a stoner.
5. Make...
creepin' on facebook.
my little sister: is that him? i can't tell.
me: no rachel, that's the cast of friends.
i will miss you dave…
well, at least until...
my ex boyfriend is 'dating' this girl who in his...
sorry kid, but you shouldn’t be talking.
my mom's shopping list yesterday said: panties,...
hopefully someone will think it’s as funny as i do.
oh dear.
this all just kind of sucks lately. boo.